Keeping Up With The Kardashians …

Is hard!!! Really hard. I mean first you have a 16 year old rocking what may or may not be lip injections. Then you have the one known for her sex tape saying she regrets making it, yet flashing her pussy vagina all over the Internet, and lastly you have the patriarch of the family, fighting to become the … matriarch? Let’s not even get started on the one who hides until he emerges for a McDonald’s trip. I mean lots of money means nutritionists, cooks, and trainers – who couldn’t lose weight with a team of weight loss allies? Okay. Okay. I might be a little harsh. But seriously, who has the time to keep up with the Kardashians??

First, let’s talk about Bruce. Bruce Jenner, the Olympic Athlete/Motivational Speaker turned woman. Allegedly. I mean maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but if a mini doc series and an interview with Diane Sawyer have anything to do with this, I’m assuming maybe he is. Jenner recently had a laryngeal shave to flatten out his Adam’s Apple because he says “I just never liked my trachea”, he has been photograpphed wearing nail polish (see below), he has grown out his hair, and his own mother has spoken up saying he is indeed transitioning. I couldn’t imagine how difficult it would be to come out as a Transgender individual, let alone come out with the whole world watching. I sometimes wonder how much of Hollywood is scripted. Not the shows or the movies, but their supposed “real lives”. Is it coincidence that Jenner is going through this right before the (supposed) last season of KUWTK is about to air? Is it really probable that all these crazy things happen to one family? I’m not going to go as far as to say that Bruce isn’t really Transgender, but maybe he has been open about it for a lot longer than we believe, and so timed his “coming out”, with the break between filming the next season of the show.


With the Kardashians everybody has their turn at scandal. But ironically, it seems to happen one after the other, with minimal trainwrecks occurring at once. Of course the younger generation Jenner girls grew up with this spotlight, so it will be interesting to see if they follow in the footsteps of other stars who grew up in the public’s eye like Amanda Bynes, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan etc. Without getting to deep into it, kids in the spotlight don’t mature the same way as kids who are not. Eventually, the pressure of being constantly scrutinized becomes too much and supports are not in place to handle these situations. Is it really a coincidence that we find these young people with mental illness and/or drug addictions? The youngest Jenner, Kylie is the center of attention lately with questions about if her lips are real or not. She is 16. And possibly already a victim of the pressure of Hollywood. I mean you can only over line your lips so much. I’m not going to debate on whether or not she had lip injections (you can look below and decide for yourself) but the very idea of a surgeon working on a minor for purely cosmetic purposes, is beyond terrifying.


Kim. Yes, she’s beautiful. Yes, she has a killer body. And yes, I have applauded her before for baring it all regardless of other’s opinions. And I still do. Again in her latest (but very odd) photoshoot she is naked. I think we, as a society, are way too paranoid about nudity especially when we are fuelled by sexuality; in ads, in TV, in books, in music, everywhere! However, what rubs me the wrong way, is that in the mentioned LOVE Magazine shoot, the accompanying article mentions how Kim says she regrets her sex tape:

If I do have one regret in life, that’s it.

Meanwhile, you can flip the page and see her completely naked, pussy flaps, labia majora and all. I’m not saying the act of sex and nudity are the same thing because they are not. However, this shoot has a very dark sexual tone to it, for me it bordered on “cheap motel prostitute” type of feel. So saying you regret your sex tape, while being overly naked and sexual, is a little too condensing for me. Let’s not even get started on how people only recognized Kim K’s name after seeing the tape. I wish she would just own it. It happened. So take charge and own your mistake, or at least stop pretending like you regret it while simultaneously bending over naked. Here are some shots from the LOVE shoot:

I feel like there could be so much more to talk about from 72 day marriages, to crack addicted NBA husbands, to a man who calls himself a “Lord“, being the most sane of the bunch. But like I said, it’s nearly impossible to keep up with the Kardashians. ♡

Champagne Showers

If you haven’t seen the new pics of Kim Kardashian,  you either live under a rock, or you forgot to pay the internet bill. It doesn’t matter if you love the woman or hate the woman, chances are you have come across a few of the images from her latest shoot with Jean-Paul Goude. Personally, I think she looks fabulous, in EVERY shot. But, leave it to Kim Kardashian to “break the internet“. And almost quite literally. Not everyone would agree with me, but even if you hate her, I have a very hard time taking you seriously. Like come on now, perky tits, a flat tummy, curves for days, and a Brazilian wax that is on point. I say haters gonna hate. Maybe because they wish they were that confident naked. In the end though, I don’t think Mrs. West gives two shits about people’s opinions. She wanted to be talked about and that’s EXACTLY what happened. Of course she planned it this way, after all she is famous for being famous. She gets paid to look good and, damn, does she ever. Click Here to see the article. Scroll for pics.
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I Have No Words …

Having a hangover Sunday? Maybe your couch bound (like me) with an awful autumn cold? Or maybe you’re just neglecting chores to relax and watch a Sunday movie. Whatever you’re doing, here is a little something to make you stop and question the world. Just kidding. It’s hilariously disturbing.

My Thoughts …

I wasn’t going to comment on the Stephen Collins child molestation case but I feel the need too. I grew up watching “7th Heaven”. I bought into Collins’ character as a minister and devoted family man. I would be lying if I said I didn’t (on some level) believe Collins’ character represented his real life personality. Collins is the perfect example that child molesters don’t have a certain “look“. They don’t dress a certain way. They don’t always drive white vans, luring in children with candy. And they don’t all have a creepy moustache. Child molesters are just like you and me. They live normal day to day lives and work normal jobs. They have family and friends who care about them. They live, work, play, and walk among us. But they are sick, so very sick. And they need help.

Just as with every sickness, it can’t be controlled. They can’t stop feeling the way that they feel, simply because we told them to. It is very easy to point the finger, but it is extremely difficult to actually reach out and help those troubled individuals. The difference between fantasy and molestation is a fine one. According to the justice system, the crime is in the action, not in the thought. But if we, as a society, took the time to address the thought, before it became an action, many children would not be exploited at all. Preventative care, people!!! We need to stop the problem before it starts. We are all guilty. Because we ignore the problems until they become epidemics. When will we learn that we are all part of the solution?

*If you want to read more about the allegations against Collins, Click Here.

My Favorite Trainwreck

So many child stars, so many downhill spirals. Amanda Bynes. The train wreck I LOVE TO can’t help but watch. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t fascinated with the drama that surrounds Amanda. I cringed when I saw that she had pierced her face. I held my breath as she told Drake to “murder her vagina“. I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard she threw a bong out of her apartment window, in front of a cop. I loved my daily dose of crazy Bynes. I was disappointed when everything went back to normal. It was like my favorite soap opera was now off the air. And maybe that’s not really fair to say. She was a troubled individual in need of guidance. But in a society obsessed with life on the A-List, we revel in the scandals, just as much as the successes. Imagine my surprise, when I wake up this morning, to the news that Amanda had been arrested for driving under the influence of a stimulant. After months of supposedly getting on the straight and narrow, it seems Amanda took a leap, right off the rails (again). Should I be getting my popcorn ready for a sequel to the Crazy Chronicles? Or was this a one time slip up?

Here are a few of my favorite Amanda moments (excluding murders of vaginas):




And the golden moment
Amanda Bynes Working Out
**Click the damn link already!**

Who is your favorite child star train wreck? Britney, Lilo, Bynes … you tell me?

Freaky with Iggy

Iggy Azalea has confirmed the sex tape being shopped to Vivid, is real. I praise thanks to the booty gods. If it is released, will you watch it? I think it would be a CRIME to let an ass that booty-ful go to waste …

Tell me! I‘m dying to know:

For now, I will just keep on praying dreaming!!